Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

That’s a bit personal isn’t it?

Daily writing prompt
What are your daily habits?

I can’t think how to respond to this prompt. So I’ll just ramble on a bit. I’ve had some mental issues, panic attacks, depression, bit of OCD, difficulty socialising. So about two years ago I booked myself in for an autism test, give the beast a name and all that. I had the test earlier this year, and was diagnosed just out of the spectrum. Apparently if I’d had the test 15 years ago the result would have been different. It’s only because I had my own business and had to fight the reluctance to speak to others, it was a really hard thing to do, but I made great improvements. I still suffer some of the other traits, one of which is a habit compiling lists, as the one I did about Bob Dylan and food a week or so ago. So here is another list, these are all animals that SHOULD BE extinct. Caveat warning! (In my opinion)

Animals that should be extinct.

The Cyber Toothed Scamster.

The Trumposaurus.

The Elon musk ox.

The Woolly Mammon.

The Borisosaurus.

The Common Riff Raff.

The Warmungersaurus.

The Propaganda.

The Lying Toad.

The Daylight Robin.

The Hypocritosaurus.

The Bezostoorichosaurus.

The Purple Trafficker.

The Tateosaurus Masojonistica.

The Pootinosaurus.

I’m sure there’s more, but I have to learn where to draw the line.

Meadowhead Bard.

8 responses to “That’s a bit personal isn’t it?”

  1. I think that it is great strategy that you give at least what you are trying to overcome with a more accurate description. That is the first step of healing. Although, I must note, that being part of the autism spectrum simply means being wired differently from others, not that it needs to be fixed.

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    1. Oh I’m definitely wired different! My search for putting a name to my quirkiness began when playing games with our friends, dominoes fine, tridominoes fine, but then my friend came out with something new, I just couldn’t get it. My friend pushed and pushed, until the rest of the party had to come to my rescue. Yet I can build the finest models, and even write to a certain extent. So I thank you for your support, I’m so glad I started this blog.

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      1. I think you write very well, and even if different, you could show where you are also naturally great in the blog eg. the models. Keep showing up!

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  2. Beautifully written 😀I do exercise daily and I don’t compare myself with anyone 😜 .

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    1. Thank you Priti, so kind, I do my best.
      M B

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      1. Welcome 😊 Hi visit my YouTube channel 🙂

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      2. Hello again Priti,
        Please send link to your Utube, I’ll have a look.
        M B

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