What bothers me most apart from death of course, is the a huge amount of people who aren’t bothered about anything much other than them selves. They’re not bothered about they’re neighbours, they’re not bothered about the litter they leave, they’re not bothered about the dog mess they don’t pick up, and of course these are just the minor things, they’re not bothered about about civilisation or the environment, rules are not for them.

Now luck what you’ve done Mr Prompt man, you’ve made me go all serious again, so joke time.

What does Death have on his sofa? Answer, Reaper cushions.

Playing Devils Advocate.

I’m not bothered about anything, I drop litter anywhere, I’m not bothered about anything, ask me, I just don’t care.

Why don’t I pick up the dog mess? It’s not doing any harm! I can’t be bothered to put him on a lead, when he’s running on a farm.

Speed limits are not for me, I’m the world’s best driver. Parking in disabled bays, I’m not bothered about that either.

I’ve had thirteen kids, ten of them have done time, Can’t be me and their mother’s fault, we brought them up just fine.

I’ve always voted for who will do the best for me, sod the other buggers, As for those green environmentalists, they’re a load of mad tree huggers.

What’s happening to the world right now, is just a natural thing, If they want me to sell my three litre diesel truck they can go and sing.

If I’d been on the Titanic, I’d have been the first one off, and no I don’t have covid, it’s just a horrible little cough.

Ok so it was us  who broke that bottle on the path, the one your kid fell on, we were only having a laugh.

So I could go on and on playing Devils advocate, for the ones that just don’t care, or say “It wasn’t me mate”.

Society is breaking down, too much selfishness and greed, time for leaders and celebrities, to set an example and lead.

No more corruption please by the ones elected to power, less violence in tv and film the kids watch hour after hour.

Young peoples minds are like sponges it all soaks in you know, after all it’s just like farming, what you reap is what you sow.

Meadowhead Bard

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