Dinosaurs,

One Dinosaur I wouldn’t want back would be the Borisosaurus, probably the most voracious liar of all the dinosaurs. Of course we still have the Kiersaurus which comes a close second. I can’t wait for that one to be extinct, any creature that feeds on pensioners and the disabled, should not be allowed to exist.

     Follows is a piece of history, one of my earliest writings. I’ve converted it from a photo of my blackboard, one thing I learned whilst doing so was my spelling then was shocking, it has got only marginally better.

DINOSAURS

ITS THE YEAR 3025 ARCHEOLOGISTS ARE EXCAVING A SITE THAT USED TO BE KNOWN AS WESTMINSTER WHEN THEY DISCOVER THE REMAINS OF TWO CREATURES FROM THE GREEDOLITHIC PERIOD, THE FIRST THEY CALLED THE BORISOSAURUS, THEY FIGURED OUT, FROM THE LENGTH OF ITS NOSE IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE LIAR IT COULD MOST LIKELY EVEN HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CONVINCE ITSELF BLACK WAS WHITE, THE SECOND THEY CALLED THE  KIERSAURUS IT TURNS OUT THIS ANIMAL PREDATED ON THE TINY LITTLE STATE PENSIONERS THAT EXISTED AT THE TIME. THE LATTER SOON BECAME EXTINCT AS THEY COULDN’T GET ENOUGH FOOD OR KEEP WARM.

     This was at the time our Prime Minister Boris Johnson, and his co-conspirator Rishi Sunac, announced at the budget the suspension of the triple lock for the state pensions, the two sat and grinned at each other, I was so appalled I was galvanised into action. I’ve swapped Rishi Sunak for Clear Stoma, Oops sorry Kier Starmer. To bring it bit more up to date..

Meadowhead Bard.