We are taking an extended holiday this year. Starting in the New Forest Hampshire, then along the south coast of England, we’re now in Lyme Regis, and I thought I’d celebrate with a burger.

Evolution.

I think I’ve made an amazing discovery. Whilst visiting Lyme Regis on the so called jurassic coast of England. I was fancying a burger for lunch, but was very disappointed as I could only get a burger with the dreaded brioche. This got me thinking, did early man survive all the predators of that time by wrapping himself in brioche buns. Whilst the Neanderthals, trying to ape their more successful relatives, mistakingly wrapped themselves in proper bread, and got eaten into extinction ?

The Burger.

Are the burgers with brioche, or bread of the proper kind ? The waiter looked at me as if I was out my mind. 

His answer, the wrong, one, I told him I’d be gone, They taste like plastic I find.

All words Meadowhead Bard.