Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

Too Many Peas in a Pod.

Lady Ann and I love garden peas, after we’ve shelled them we usually cast the pods in the compost bin, is that what you mean by pod casts ?
Seriously I don’t usually listen to podcasts, I have listened to Population Balance, and Population Matters on occasion, as I am convinced many of our planets problems stem from our planet being overpopulated.
One thing that appalls me is the way celebrity and royalty flaunt their pregnancies as if they are fashion accessories. (Pronatalism) I haven’t really broached this subject before on my blog because it’s so contentious. I started my blog as a diversion from my burn injuries, and as a therapy for my depression. However since my extended holiday my viewing figures have dropped exponentially, So I am thinking it may be time to retire from this activity, and after the following I may have to !

I would love to hear your comments on the following.

Ma Wise.

Ma Wise she said to her daughter, “It’s not that there isn’t enough water, it’s too much producing, of too many offspring, that leaves us, shorter and shorter”

 Unwanted.

 I want a baby, like her on the On Show, I can wear tight dresses, that show off my bump so, People say babies, can be trouble when older, you still have to feed them, whilst, your house just gets colder.

 I don’t have a husband, or even a lover, I can always find someone, for a bit of the other. There always mother if my bloke should then run off, she had seven kids, so far as I know of.

 All my friends, have like, babies, I don’t see them that much though, we don’t seem to go clubbing, or even the pub go, I couldn’t handle my four without the help of my old mum.   Our lives have all changed now, we’ve all lost our freedom,

I want my life back, it just isn’t right, all because of her on The On Show, every bloody night. They took the kids off me, because my bloke beat them, I should have stuck to handbags, and a skirt with a short hem.

Pa Sage.

Pa Sage, he said to his son, “Your body has the power of the sun, but if you take a lover, should you make her a mother, please son just keep it to one,

The “On Show” is my fictional name, for a far too popular magazine tv program in the UK.

All words Meadowhead Bard.

2 responses to “Too Many Peas in a Pod.”

  1. enthusiasticallyresilientd7c971dc2c Avatar
    enthusiasticallyresilientd7c971dc2c

    Population control is popular on the political right so I think you’re wide of the mark here, Indiana. Unfettered capitalism and thoughtless human behaviour is our biggest challenge.

    Sean

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  2. You know I belong to the most populated country right..lol. People people everywhere. Even I don;t understand why women have to flaunt their pregnancies. It is something to be proud of no doubt, everyone can see it but maybe a little decorum?

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