What part of my routine would I skip, Read on.

As you all know I’m a big Dylan fan, and when Dylan, Roy Orbison, Jeff Lynn and George Harrison got together as the Travelling Wilbury’s what a delight. The Wilbury Twist being one of their songs I hope Bob and the remaining Wilburys don’t mind me borrowing the title.

What an absolute pack of lies this is, I couldn’t dance my way out of a wet paper bag.

I’m a dancer.

I’m a dancer not doing bad for my age, I gig and twirl, jump and leap up and down the stage. I can tap, waltz, jive and tango, Everyone says “Just watch that man go”

So I’ve mastered nearly every part of my routine, But when it comes to pirouette I’m the worst you’ve ever seen.
Every time I do it, the joint pops in my hip,
So I don’t bother with that move, I just stand and skip.

All words Meadowhead Bard. With no help from WordPress editor.