Where would I most like to live ? Britain definitely, mostly lovely inhabitants, beautiful countryside, beautiful weather (Forget that last bit) Unfortunately though broken and governed by idiots. Is anywhere else that different ? I don’t know, a lot of countries are Ok for holidays, but living there ? Not sure.

Topsy Turvey

We all live in tops Topsy Turvey Land, where nothing is what it seems, How did we get like this? Is it buried in our genes?

The TV shows people love so much, those lovely people on the screen, but behind the scenes they’re nasty, unpleasant vicious and oh so mean.

Even presenters on the news, so serious honest and true, you wouldn’t think butter would melt, then you hear the things they do.

Policemen here to protect our lives, smoking cannabis in a van, do you think they really care? Do you think they even can?

Our leaders, get our vote by trust, then betray us at first turn. How can we go on like this ? Britain will surely crash and burn.

I know what you’re thinking, this rhyme will get worse and worse, but there’s only so much badness, I can report in verse.

I’d sooner talk of better things, like friendship trust and love, so I think about all my friends, and how we all rise above.

But then my mind it strays again, and I think I just can’t cope, the people I voted for will save us ? I’ll go and wash my mouth with soap!

All words Meadowhead Bard.