Cartoon characters are two dimentional, but even then they can still sometimes have more depth than real people. I have a thing about politicians dressing up as a plumber, train driver, chef, or any other worker, so they can hide their two dimensionality, to gain our favour.

Two Dimentional.

Why do Pepper Pigs eyes move about on her head ?
First one side then the other, which way does she sleep in her bed ?
To have eyes like that must be really awkward.
I’ve never seen them ever both looking forward.

Popeye the sailor had a similar trait,
And Olive Oil’s legs couldn’t carry her weight.
Sweet Pea I don’t think he was ever changed,
That’s why the smell, in Whimpy’s restaurant was strange.

If Goofy’s a dog then what is Pluto ?
It messes my mind up don’t you know.
Which one of them picks up all of the mess ?
It leaves my mind in utter distress.

Why can’t Homer ever shave enough ?
Having only eight digits, must really be tough.
Why are the Simpsons body’s all coloured yellow ?
And that tower on Marge’s head must surely be hollow.

Tweety Pie in nappies and that giant pin,
Sylvester the cat what world was he in ?
He couldn’t catch, that baby budgerigar,
Even though it couldn’t fly very far.

Yogi and Boo-boo lived in Jelly Stone Park,
Nicking Pickanic baskets was their favourite lark.
Even though this was their favourite treat,
Those pickanic baskets they never did eat.

Snow White, she had seven dwarves,
But now there’s only six, the answer because ?
Our government wouldn’t pay any more money,
Now Doc’s gone private, they don’t think it’s funny.

Toy Story and the like now that’s a different matter,
Sometimes it makes real people look a whole lot flatter.
That Buzz Lightyear, I swear I’ve seen that man before,
Or was it a politician in a helmet, that and nothing more.

All words Meadowhead Bard.