Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

Am I a good character to judge ?

Am I a good character to judge? My conscience says I am, but how does anyone know?
In our last election here in the UK, I voted for Labour and their leader Sir ? Clear Stoma. The latter being my pet name for Keir Starmer, because one can see through him, and he’s full of excrement. I thought there to be no choice. The Constipationists had partied through covid and were treating us pensioners like fodder. So on the rebound we elected the bag of bile we have now and once again older people are being treated with utter contempt.. I have to wonder if I will ever vote again. So what do you think, am I a good character to judge ?

Am I a Good Judge of Character ?

What kind of character do you want me to judge ?
War mongers and thieves, or politicians that fudge.
It’s a hard list to write, who would you condemn ?
This is how I’d rate them, on a scale of one to ten.

Ten out of ten, my loyal and good friends,
Nine out of ten all those that work to good ends.
Eight out of ten the ones that know and do nought,
Seven out of ten, their heads in the sand, that sort.

Six out of ten, they promise and disappoint us
Five out of ten the celebrities pointless,
Four out of ten, the shakers and fakers,
Three out of ten, the thieving money makers

Two out of ten, gossip mongers and liars,
Three out of ten the ones that light political fires.
Then nought and less, the ones with excrement for brains, The war mongers, who treat life with utter distain.

All words Meadowhead Bard.

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