I don’t have a middle name, but I do have a name for my middle.

The Name of My Middle.

My head is called head, my neck is called neck
I’ll tell you the names, but you cannot inspect
The things that hold on my arms are called shoulders
The frayed things on their ends coffee cup holders
But I’m no dummy according to mummy
That thing in the middle is called my tummy.

All words Meadowhead Bard.