Title inspired by Bod Dylan’s “ I Contain Multitudes” I’m growing weary, now, I make great sacrifices to try and put something new on my blog everyday. With these sacrifices I make I hope to make a little difference in the way people think about the world, and maybe raise a smile on the way. Sometimes though it is like flogging a dead horse with only a dedicated few of my readers bothering to comment or even like.

I am Numerous.

I’m as stubborn as a mule, wise as an owl
Ugly as a warthog, how beautiful I scowl
Faithful like your pet dog, wild as your cat
Never hide or cower, never like a rat

I can fly like a bird, given half a chance
Just like a love bird, I do like to romance
Slithery as a fish, Im not an easy catch
Go phishing if you will, but you are not my match

Mad as a March hare, cunning as a fox
Unlike Schrodinger’s cat, you won’t put me in a box
I’m as big as an elephant, as small as a gnat
I can play tricks with your mind like the cat in the hat

I’m the nightingale that sings at night that beautiful melody
I will sing for every creature, I sing for you, I sing for me
No physical beings can be like this, you shouldn’t think they might
But I try and embody all these attributes in the things I write.

Yes I did mean to spell “Phishing” that way.

Meadowhead Bard.