People don’t realise it’s quite a challenge putting on a new post every day. Especially when one is prone to mood swings and bouts of depression. Trying to come up with something funny is particularly difficult when one is low.
I’ve had a complaint regarding this from a Mr Francois Felenon W.U.P So just for him I’m up for the challenge.

I DON’T HAVE TWO HEADS BUT!

.After something like Covid one just has to adapt
Life can be difficult when in an air tight suit one is wrapped
My friends all sign to me “It’s safe now to come out”
But I’m still a little twitchy, I still have many doubts.

I bought this suit second hand a space suit did it resemble
I bought also a pair of air tight boots to complete the ensemble
I was told the insignia stood for National Afterthought Safety Association
Invented by a professor Johnson to save our glorious nation

When I get a headache, I have to go and buy a test
I think maybe money in Astra Zeneca I should invest
I get all my food delivered, then I wash it in the bath
Every time I phone the doctors, I can hear them laugh

“What other symptom’s? Have you grown a second head?”
“Or have you stopped breathing, no forget that you’d be dead”
“Don’t worry Mr Hypochondriac it will all be over soon”
One thing I don’t understand, is how I ended up on the moon?

All words Meadowhead Bard.