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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Neighbours From Hell.

    “Neighbours everybody needs good neighbours, with a little understanding you can find the perfect blend neighbours should be there for one another thats when good neighbours become good friends.” Where the heck did that come from, Oh how I hate ear worms, never watched that show, so how did that get in my head ?… Read more

  • Principles and Principals.

    The principles I follow, are love and respect for my fellow human beings, honesty, and a total lack of aggression. .The Principal My neighbour is a “clever”man the principal of a college, but as for the menuciae of life, of that he has no knowledge. He can speak Latin he can speak Greek, but has… Read more

  • Spoilt Brat.

    I last felt grown up about two years ago I was 5ft. 10in then I’m only 5ft 9in now. Seriously the first I felt like a true adult was my wedding to my lovely Ann, I was able to relate and mingle with the guests in a way I hadn’t been able to before or… Read more

  • A Trick Answer.

    People who read my posts will know my favourite artist is Bob Dylan. Well people who read my posts are wrong, It’s actually Tom Paxton. There’s no arguing Dylan’s words in my mind cannot be surpassed, but I was asked my for my favourite artist not their work. It comes across a little in the… Read more

  • You Can’t Take Away My Dignity.

    If I lost all my possessions I’d be in prison, roaming about on the streets naked is an offence, to start with, but in these unenlightened times having no money is also an offence. Is dignity classed as a possession ? If everything else was taken away from me, I hope at least I’d be… Read more

  • Bad Habit Two.

    This is an easy one, It’s now ! Having returned home from holiday to find our home broken into, then having to cope with technology which is foreign to me, both to deal with the police, then trying to organise an improved security system, I feel like an alien. The nature of the violation of… Read more

  • Sticking Plasteres.

    I guess, I’m going to have to pay more attention to security, although I consider it pretty good as it is. We came home from holiday yesterday to find our house broken into for the fourth time ! They managed somehow to climb onto the security shutter box on the first floor patio door, and… Read more

  • Hide and Seek.

    We’ve been away for a whole, month in the beautiful English countryside, walking through woodland, alongside rivers and beside the sea. We visited little villages where we did our shopping. We haven’t missed city life at all, but we have missed our games of hide and seek. Hide and seek. Today it’s over here, yesterday… Read more

  • Eaten into Extinction.

    We are taking an extended holiday this year. Starting in the New Forest Hampshire, then along the south coast of England, we’re now in Lyme Regis, and I thought I’d celebrate with a burger. Evolution. I think I’ve made an amazing discovery. Whilst visiting Lyme Regis on the so called jurassic coast of England. I… Read more

  • When Will We Ever Learn

    I’m posting this blog whilst on holiday, a well earned break, after being debilitated by my burn injuries. We are on a campsite with internet near Lyme Regis Dorset, after two weeks in the new forest without. Technology and greed did manage to spoil a few days for us, The broadband company we had just… Read more