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I love sycophants, it’s the way they creep and crawl everywhere. It is a real shame when sometimes they get confused with elephants, put in the same enclosure and get trampled. I also like the Boris, I know it’s old, but it’s difficult to tell how old because it’s always lying. One thing about the Read more
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Which do I prefer Mountains or the beach, I prefer tho beach and the sea. But when the sea is inland, I’m not so fond. Last Friday and Saturday here in the UK it rained and it rained. I was inspired to write the following based on Bob Dylan’s “Everything Is Broken” Rainy Day Blues. Read more
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No Doubt the expected answer to this prompt is Christmas lunch. When I was little I suffered terrible migraines, usually on Sundays, doctors said it was stress of the thought of school on Monday, where as you have probably already read in previous posts I had to endure lot of bullying. These migraines combined with Read more
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If I could meet a hysterical figure, it would probably be Oliver Hardy. I would like to know why he was so cruel to little Stan. Seriously any bully would do even Hitler, I would love to know the workings of these bent and corrupted minds. Surely love is easier than hate, it can spread Read more
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I tend to trust people, it’s my nature, I am though always wary of scammers, if I can’t look them in the eye I don’t trust them. A call at 8am “Are your kitchen appliance’s covered ?) Answer, “No or I wouldn’t be able to use them) “It’s about your Amazon account” Answer, “I don’t Read more
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Favourite month of the year ? I’m not a big fan of birthdays, never have been, however that doesn’t mean all the following is true, I just ran with it. Aprisepvember.. (The real month is top secret) It’s definitely not the month of my birth, another year older oh what joy and mirth. Another year Read more
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I made a mess ! Posted yesterday what should have been posted today, what a silly sausage ! Anyway this one is quite good for the prompt, it’s about my journey to recovery after my serious burn injuries back in March. Not quite back to normal yet, but getting there. Norma Lands. I went to Read more
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I remember the mantra of Sheffield councillor’s years ago begging for votes “ Sheffield city on the move” Well its moved alright, backwards. Now part slum, part building site, shop desert, a scattering of new buildings that don’t fit in with the old, a nice little area around the theatres, and one nice restaurant. Just Read more
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I’m reading my own book, over and over again. Searching for typos before the final print, I know it’s an impossible task, ‘cause people will still find some. Commas, full stops, semi colons and brackets, float behind my eyes. I just hope it’s all worth it and I win the Booker Prize Book I write Read more
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Where would I most like to live ? Britain definitely, mostly lovely inhabitants, beautiful countryside, beautiful weather (Forget that last bit) Unfortunately though broken and governed by idiots. Is anywhere else that different ? I don’t know, a lot of countries are Ok for holidays, but living there ? Not sure. Topsy Turvey We all Read more
Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.
Meadowhead Bard 