Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Not as Advertised.

    I would have my biography titled “Not as Advertised” Because I’m a man, and men are expected to macho, tattoos, swaggering walk, bulging muscles etc, etc. I’m none of the above, I am in the very strictest meaning of the word a “Gentleman” you won’t find aggression or violence here. So on the theme of… Read more

  • Pet Hate.

    I think of my so called masters as necromancers, mind benders, masters of smoke and mirrors, they feed me propaganda, Im sick at their feet. The following is not aimed solely at politicians it is also aimed at all manner of media, that try to control. I’m Nobodies Pet. I’m nobodies pet I’m not domesticatedBy… Read more

  • Clean Your World.

    I have a love hate relationship with adverts, they love preying on the naive, and I hate watching it happen. I have always been a bit of an inventor, if I could the following is one product I would invent, on a not for profit basis of course. ADVERTISEMENT Tired of the same old grubby… Read more