Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

aliens

  • As I Woke Up One Morning.

    As I Awoke This Morning.      When I awoke this morning, I came down stairs to perform my usual ritual, wash the burn scars on my arm and hands, apply cream, replace the compression garments. Next task put on the kettle for our first coffee of the day, check my blog, check the BBC News… Read more

  • A good leader would go something like this……“500 SPACE CRAFT HOVERING ABOVE EARTH” Followed by “All world leaders have been taken, the world is being held in stasis, the aliens have promised to clear the Earth of greed and corruption. Army and navy leaders around the globe have reported none of their weapons are functional”… Read more

  • Mission Impossible.

    I wonder how many bloggers are going to use the title Mission Impossible as a result of the prompt. I’m willing to bet though none are as mad as this. Mission Impossible. I’m on a mission to stop nuclear fission, bombs and weapons and warI want to stop greed, ‘cause there’s really no need, and… Read more