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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

America

  • Land of the Free, Not!

    I’m not just singling out America here, no land is truly free. LAND OF THE FREE, NOT! I did it for America It is the promised landI did it for America with the Bible in my handI did it because I’m the saviour I believe this to be trueI did it because I’m an honest… Read more

  • It’s Alright Ma I’m Only Bleeding.

    I’ve top and tailed my poem today with two verses from Bob Dylan’s “It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding”) I physically wept the other night when I saw the picture of that awful insane orange “man” (Too good a word) posing as Jesus Christ. I was afraid before, now I’m very afraid, in fact terrified!… Read more

  • Do Not Dilute Me Oh My Darling.

    Looking on from some foreign country, it probably looks like we here in the UK are making a pretty good job of holding onto our culture. The trooping of the colour, Black Rod opening parliament, The Edinburgh Tattoo, even fox hunting is refusing to die. All the latter though aren’t where true culture lies, true… Read more