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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

animals

  • Never a Straight Answer

    My favourite Animal was Eric Burdon, the way he stood and just blurted out House of the Rising Sun was phenomenal, most other singers of the time danced and pranced around the stage but not Eric. My least favourite animals are the giant phart (Latin name (Donaldis Trumpis ) and the poocan. ( Latin name… Read more

  • The Human Zoo.

    The Zoo We went to London Westminster zoo, to see all the animals, their keepers too. Lots of reptiles eyes black and gold, snakes in the grass so scaly and cold. A chimp gave me a banana he’d taker from his mother gave it with one hand, then took it back with the other. Man… Read more