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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Losing Track of Time, and the Plot.

    Undoubtedly model making, then a close second writing this blog. Last year we had a general election here in the UK. I had loads of fun writing satyrical manifestos for each of the parties, then I did my own. Obviously it’s no longer topical, but hopefully it will give you laugh, and I need to… Read more

  • The Unlucky Man

    Another tough prompt. My life has been an adventure, but now I’m old and feeble (exaggeration) the adventures are not so big. I am famous for not having any sense of direction, I once went to the toilet in the cinema, ended up outside and had to beg to be let in again! So my… Read more

  • Ragged Trousered Philantropist, Not Quite!

    What Makes a Teacher Great. One who has the skill to make a pupil feel small? One who recognises potential not at all? One who’s way to control his class is by shouting? The ability of each individual he’s doubting? That was my experience of school, When I left each day feeling nought but a… Read more

  • The Grand dog

    The Grand Dog. Most people have grand kids, those bundles of joy, But we don’t want one a girl or a boy! We had our two boys, and that was enough, So what do we get now? A big ball of fluff! He comes to our house this hairy tornado with attitude, We try and… Read more

  • my Bentley

    The other day I received a prompt for my blog “What are you good at?” Not being confident of all things internet, I put something about my writing. Today though sat here bored, and with my hands still very sore from my burn injuries. I thought I’d try and get something on about my model… Read more