Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Don’t Social Me Dear

    I hate this thing, where people presume, presume this, presume that, everybody does this, everybody loves that. Writing is strange medium it’s not like song or stage, one can’t shout. The best I can do is use capital letters I DON’T AND NEVER WILL USE SOCIAL MEDIA. The only reason I use this blog is… Read more

  • Pretty Woman.

    We get plenty of wild animals in our garden, foxes, badgers, and at least twenty different varieties of birds. Living near three council estates, we also get the other kind of wild animal, the ones that are supposed to be civilised, but have had little or no guidance of how to exist amongst others. Pretty… Read more