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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

christmas

  • My Little Fancy Piece.

    My wife says I can’t have my favourite dish round for Christmas lunch, you know I thought as much, I’d had a little hunch. She says “If I bring that blingy thing they’ll be much remorse” It’s even been suggested it may all end in divorce. “But my love, there’s no need to get so Read more

  • The Snowman and the Fridge.

    I really ought to do a Tolkien here and draw a map to show our area. Basically we live at the top of a main road, with little access down the side of the house. The house is built on the side of a ravine, with a footpath running up the bottom of the valley. Read more