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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Not as Advertised.

    I would have my biography titled “Not as Advertised” Because I’m a man, and men are expected to macho, tattoos, swaggering walk, bulging muscles etc, etc. I’m none of the above, I am in the very strictest meaning of the word a “Gentleman” you won’t find aggression or violence here. So on the theme of… Read more

  • My Little Fancy Piece.

    My wife says I can’t have my favourite dish round for Christmas lunch, you know I thought as much, I’d had a little hunch. She says “If I bring that blingy thing they’ll be much remorse” It’s even been suggested it may all end in divorce. “But my love, there’s no need to get so… Read more

  • The Snowman and the Fridge.

    I really ought to do a Tolkien here and draw a map to show our area. Basically we live at the top of a main road, with little access down the side of the house. The house is built on the side of a ravine, with a footpath running up the bottom of the valley.… Read more