Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Land of the Free, Not!

    I’m not just singling out America here, no land is truly free. LAND OF THE FREE, NOT! I did it for America It is the promised landI did it for America with the Bible in my handI did it because I’m the saviour I believe this to be trueI did it because I’m an honest… Read more

  • Over Inflated

    I like this prompt! “What villain do. I think had a good point?” Two for one day today, please take you voucher to the checkout. OVER INFLATED. Vlad the Impaler no doubt had a good and excellent pointSo did Guy Fawkes, getting rid of those idiots from that parliament jointYou need a good point to… Read more

  • Pennythick the Clown.

    Being dyspeptic and not being able to smell one’s worms probably. Can be helpful sometimes, for example today’s prompt, I am not going to write about exercise? that would be boring, so I’m going to write about exorcism instead. After all I can never see “How to exorcise demons” coming up on the prompt. What… Read more

  • Coulrophobia.

    My favourite game snooker, my favourite commentator Ron Gangle, which is a coincidence because that’s what he always said when a player missed a shot.. I love to play lambasting, especially lambasting politicians. Not to be confused with lamb basting that’s a different thing entirely, although it’s a thought. Trump with mint sauce, mm maybe… Read more