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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Commas, and Colons Float in My Eyes.

    I’m reading my own book, over and over again. Searching for typos before the final print, I know it’s an impossible task, ‘cause people will still find some. Commas, full stops, semi colons and brackets, float behind my eyes. I just hope it’s all worth it and I win the Booker Prize Book I write… Read more

  • Wilbury Twist ?

    What part of my routine would I skip, Read on. As you all know I’m a big Dylan fan, and when Dylan, Roy Orbison, Jeff Lynn and George Harrison got together as the Travelling Wilbury’s what a delight. The Wilbury Twist being one of their songs I hope Bob and the remaining Wilburys don’t mind… Read more

  • Repercussions.

    What will my life be like in three years ? Well it shouldn’t take that long to describe, certainly not three years. I’m hoping I have a bit more luck, don’t set fire to myself again, and for the thieves and vagabonds to leave us alone. We’re going to make this house more saleable for… Read more

  • Neighbours From Hell.

    “Neighbours everybody needs good neighbours, with a little understanding you can find the perfect blend neighbours should be there for one another thats when good neighbours become good friends.” Where the heck did that come from, Oh how I hate ear worms, never watched that show, so how did that get in my head ?… Read more

  • Bad Habit Two.

    This is an easy one, It’s now ! Having returned home from holiday to find our home broken into, then having to cope with technology which is foreign to me, both to deal with the police, then trying to organise an improved security system, I feel like an alien. The nature of the violation of… Read more

  • Planning, What Planning!

    Whenever I leave the house, I always leave the toilet seat up, in case I have an emergency when I get back! I always keep some spare dark, in a box in case the lights won’t go off. In case the water goes off I keep a ten litre drum to fill up from the… Read more

  • What Do I Look Like?

    If you only care what I look like, then I’m not going to say. If you don’t care what I look like, it doesn’t matter any way. You don’t have to have vision, to see what’s contained herein, just show trust and love, and I will let you in. None of my friends are my… Read more

  • Shopping.

    Shopping was a weekly ritual for my mum, not like shopping as we know it now, at least here in the UK. I help out a friend at our local DIY (Hardware) shop, so many customers comment on how nice it is to come into a “Proper” shop, have a chat, share a joke or… Read more

  • The Human Zoo.

    The Zoo We went to London Westminster zoo, to see all the animals, their keepers too. Lots of reptiles eyes black and gold, snakes in the grass so scaly and cold. A chimp gave me a banana he’d taker from his mother gave it with one hand, then took it back with the other. Man… Read more