Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • My favourite food when I was a kid was brontosaurus burgers, you can’t get them now of course brontosaurus are extinct, as I will be soon. I remember also someone saying “Try Ceratops” but I didn’t like it. Talking of food, I have been compiling a list of food Bob Dylan my like. It has Read more

  • The Sock

    My favourite hysterical figure, would be Mike Spilligan, that famous typing error. His genius was in his madness, and his madness was in his genius. So follows one of mine in the style of said genius. There is a sequel I will publish soon. The Sock I usually take my socks off, to stop that Read more

  • The Crush.

    Crush Do I remember my first crush? The smell of her armpits, that gentle push. That lady next to me so wet with rain, My first time, on a London tube train. Read more

  • Cannon Fodder.

    Retirement. If you’ve always paid up your taxes, With no omissions or laxness, Now that you have retired, As to what you aspired, The governments taken its axes. Meadowhead Bard.       Read more

  • My little bod

    I’ve had it nearly seventy one years, It doesn’t have cogs levers or gears. Often overworked, misused and abused but still never burned out or fused. On each side there’s an arm, At the top two eyes full of charm. At the bottom two feet, still quite fleet The roofs lost its thatch, the hands Read more

  • freedom

    The answers in the heading. Read more

  • Me Myself and I

    I spend all of my time with myself, I’m quite good company. But without my wife and friends, I’d be totally lost at see. All my friends with me. I don’t have an iphone, but I’m never alone, I have all my friends with me. I don’t travel abroad, ‘cause I can’t afford, to take Read more

  • Come in number two.

    Come In Number Two. I wouldn’t have name, I’d have a number, Then I’d fit right in the scheme, No worry about misspelling then, You know exactly what I mean. I’d have it tattooed on my front, And even on my head, I could be seen from drones above, And cameras from straight ahead. I Read more

  • Rabjibooli.

    Yes, in fact 60 something years later I still have it, It’s called The Magic Wood Beyond the World, by Grace Rhys. It could easily be what inspired JR Tolkien to write the Hobbit books. The main protagonist is an imp called Rabjibooli, whom at one point I remember being punished for his misdoings by Read more

  • Ouch.

    The three books the have had the most impact on me are, The Encyclopedia Britannica, War and Peace, and The Oxford Concise Dictionary. The Reason, they fell off the top shelf! I was tempted to kill two birds with one stone, and use a quote from Dylan’s Jokerman, but decided not to as it may Read more