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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • The Borisosaurus.

    Dinosaurs, One Dinosaur I wouldn’t want back would be the Borisosaurus, probably the most voracious liar of all the dinosaurs. Of course we still have the Kiersaurus which comes a close second. I can’t wait for that one to be extinct, any creature that feeds on pensioners and the disabled, should not be allowed to… Read more

  • Plane to Happiness

    The Journey.     First place I would go, would be the Post Office, because I don’t have a passport anymore, you see I’ve been banned from most countries for smuggling in bad poetry.                                             … Read more

  • Indiana.

    I have two brothers, I am the younger by nine years (What a surprise for my parents”) My two brothers had names that could be shortened, so it was decided I should have a name that could not. However kids being kids my fellow school pupils decided they would shorten my christian name, so I… Read more

  • The Circus Comes To Town

    I’m not answering the prompt today because it’s been asked before, or at least something very similar. We had our general election here I the UK last year, I voted Labour to get the Conservatives out, and felt totally betrayed, when Labour did exactly what I hated the Conservatives for. I read a blog by… Read more

  • Domestic Travels

    Travel plans. Not done any Dylan for a while so,       “ He can be fascinating, he can be dull, he can ride down Niagara  Falls in the barrels of your scull, I can smell somethings cooking, I can tell there’s going to be a feast, sometimes Satan comes as a man of Peace” From Man… Read more

  • Toto’s

    What would I change in society? If I said nearly every thing that may be considered flippant, but in my opinion society is deteriorating at an exponential rate. Of course one cannot generalise, there are a lot of good socially responsible people, I know both of them! There is little respect for the elderly, manners… Read more

  • The Cost of Perfection.

    Silence is Golden. Silence is golden, it allows my eyes to see, my hands to work and my soul to be. Meditation in art, to be in that place, where just one millimetre is a massive space. The whole world in the stroke of a file, hours slip by in such a short while. The… Read more

  • Bed of Letuce.

    Favourite comfort food, probably fish and chips, but they must be proper, and eaten outside, preferably by the sea. My wife is an excellent cook almost everything she cooks is comforting, especially after a hard day at the D.I.Y shop, where I help out. We have some interesting names for our meals e.g creepy crawly… Read more

  • Favourite Game.

    Undoubtedly chess but I don’t get to play very often. Tridomio’s is good, but I struggle with card games as I’m borderline autistic. Scrabble I’m good at, but a lot of my friends are dyslexic. The game of life keeps me busy, with its ups and downs, like snakes a ladders, far too many snakes… Read more

  • A Peace of Pie.

    I am the egg chef, boiled, scrambled, fried or poached, it’s no yoke I am master of them all. My wife shells out for the eggs I cook them, and they’re always all white. There’s only one I haven’t mastered, we had Mr Schwarzenegger round last week he wanted eggs Benedict, but I had to… Read more