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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • This Blog of Old Shoes.

    I normally quote Dylan, but this time it’s Frank Sinatra. “These Vagabond Shoes” Although I always heard it as “This bag of old shoes I’m throwing away etc, etc “ This Blog of Old Shoes. I don’t mind wearing my shoes, I don’t like to wear my trousers I just wear my shoes whilst going Read more

  • This Blog of Old Shoes.

    I normally quote Dylan, but this time it’s Frank Sinatra. “These Vagabond Shoes” Although I always heard it as “This bag of old shoes I’m throwing away etc, etc “ This Blog of Old Shoes. I don’t mind wearing my shoes, I don’t like to wear my trousers I just wear my shoes whilst going Read more

  • Let Me Die In My Footsteps.

    How much tech would I get rid of ? ALL OF IT ! There is though a proviso, I would have to be allowed to live the life I want. As things are I have to use some tech just to exist, it won’t take over my life though like it has with the majority. Read more

  • Should I Go or Should I Stay.

    I couldn’t decide wether to come out, or stay in the safety of my mothers womb, so nice and cosy in there, but getting a little tight for room. In the end I had no choice,   I was pushed out head first. I soon began to realise, I had this tremendous thirst. I had Read more

  • My Little Fancy Piece.

    My wife says I can’t have my favourite dish round for Christmas lunch, you know I thought as much, I’d had a little hunch. She says “If I bring that blingy thing they’ll be much remorse” It’s even been suggested it may all end in divorce. “But my love, there’s no need to get so Read more

  • The Curse.

    I don’t sleep much anyway always thinking of one thing or another, how to make this, how to fix that, or about writing this that or the other. Sorry this post is shorter than usual, I’m a little short of time, must sleep less ! Curse It’s a curse to be creative, a curse to Read more

  • My Friend Mr Moss Ball.

    I don’t have a pet peeve, don’t even know what peeve’s are, can you teach them to do tricks ? Will they walk on a lead, and do they make the pavement stink like dogs do ? Please will someone come up with a way to train dogs to use toilets. Ok responsible owners pick Read more

  • Pat Carrot and Billy the Squid.

    GretaThunberg, is still my favourite person, outside my family, and friends, long may she continue the fight. I love cryptic crosswords, but had never noticed an anagram of Greta is “great” How apt is that ? Thank you to the friend who pointed that one out to me. There are a few other famous people Read more

  • Sycophants.

    I love sycophants, it’s the way they creep and crawl everywhere. It is a real shame when sometimes they get confused with elephants, put in the same enclosure and get trampled. I also like the Boris, I know it’s old, but it’s difficult to tell how old because it’s always lying. One thing about the Read more

  • Rainy Day Blues.

    Which do I prefer Mountains or the beach, I prefer tho beach and the sea. But when the sea is inland, I’m not so fond. Last Friday and Saturday here in the UK it rained and it rained. I was inspired to write the following based on Bob Dylan’s “Everything Is Broken” Rainy Day Blues. Read more