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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

elections

  • Head Banging.

    We have just had our local elections, a very interesting ritual. I have voted for one party or another since I was eighteen, a very long time ago indeed! This time I’d had enough, I still went to the poling station, registered my vote as “No confidence” RITUALS Round the maypole we all dance, dance… Read more

  • Voting for Votings Sake.

    I wrote this for our last UK general election, before I started my blog, so it should all be new to you all. Based on the actual manifestos for our general election, and one other! So, Clear Stoma = Kier Starmer (One can see right through him and what he’s full of) Richy Nonacs, no… Read more

  • Losing Track of Time, and the Plot.

    Undoubtedly model making, then a close second writing this blog. Last year we had a general election here in the UK. I had loads of fun writing satyrical manifestos for each of the parties, then I did my own. Obviously it’s no longer topical, but hopefully it will give you laugh, and I need to… Read more