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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • In Avoidance.

    At my age there is only one direction, but it’s Ok, I’ve traveled the road and I haven’t fed the monsters. IN AVOIDANCE I avoid pointers, self anointer’s, back street loiterersI won’t follow leaders, parasitic feedersDon’t give me a direction, I’ll find my own connectionTell me what to do, I’ll find you an objectionDon’t want… Read more

  • Morals More Holes Than a Sieve.

    I’m very nervous at the moment, someone has offered to film me reading from my book. MORALS MORE HOLES THAN A SIEVE. I’m always nervous, of those that serve us with orders on how we should liveNever too sweet, they lie and they cheat morals more holes than a sievePeople get power they always turn… Read more

  • The Causan Effect.

         I heard on the news a certain world leader doesn’t think carbon monoxide is bad for us. The Meritorious Professor Causan has a theory that for every action there is an effect e.g inhale enough poisonous gas and you will die, this is now known as the Causan Effect. So follows is an experiment… Read more