Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

Monty Python.

  • I wrote this for our last UK general election, before I started my blog, so it should all be new to you all. Based on the actual manifestos for our general election, and one other! So, Clear Stoma = Kier Starmer (One can see right through him and what he’s full of) Richy Nonacs, no… Read more

  • Funny Money.

    You are witnessing my dear readers the emergence of a great talent. Yesterday I performed some of my work to 15 tables at a local cafe charity event, and sold ten of my books. I strongly recommend you row across whatever ocean you need to navigate, to purchase your signed copy. With combined effort we… Read more