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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

nature

  • Used and Abused

    My morning ritual is disrupted at the moment, 6.30 a.m I usually take my morning walk, envelop myself in sweet nature, and discuss the world with myself. Just now though British summer time is nearly over, dark mornings creeping in the park and woods, my stomping grounds too dark to see. I may get a… Read more

  • The Genie

    I’ve long suspected the prompts on WordPress are created by Ai, only something so stupid could come up with a question like today’s “If given a wish by a genie what would it be?” YOU’RE AN IDIOT BABE.The Genie grants me a wish, what will it be?What dear idiot do you think? something for me?Are… Read more

  • Rubber Trees ?

    The most important invention in my lifetime was obviously the wheel. I remember it well, rolling the car about on tree trunks was a pain, every time the trunk revolved to a point where there was a bit of branch sticking out you’d be stuck and have to call the AA ( Arboreal Association) Also… Read more

  • Let Me Die In My Footsteps.

    How much tech would I get rid of ? ALL OF IT ! There is though a proviso, I would have to be allowed to live the life I want. As things are I have to use some tech just to exist, it won’t take over my life though like it has with the majority.… Read more