Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • The Ostrich.

    Originally the following was to be about myself, but it didn’t work, because I do take risks, and I do know what’s going on in the world. THE OSTRICH. He Never took a risk, never had a workoutHe’s wrapped in bubble wrap and tissue, rarely does he go outHear no evil see no evil, with… Read more

  • Boy Scouts Hooves.

    I haven’t to told this story to many, especially the man concerned, and he doesn’t do internet, so he will never know. It’s a couple of years back now, and this chap came to me needing help, he was trying to help a single parent who’s little boy was hyper active, and had broken the… Read more