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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

presidents

  • The Fly

    Is a fly classed as an animal? Answers on a postcard please. The Fly I would like to be the fly on the wallPresidents, warmongers I could hear them allBe in earshot of all their petty plansKnow what it’s like to be an idiot and understandUnderstand, how small a mind can beSo infinitesimally small it… Read more

  • Over Inflated

    I like this prompt! “What villain do. I think had a good point?” Two for one day today, please take you voucher to the checkout. OVER INFLATED. Vlad the Impaler no doubt had a good and excellent pointSo did Guy Fawkes, getting rid of those idiots from that parliament jointYou need a good point to… Read more

  • The Causan Effect.

         I heard on the news a certain world leader doesn’t think carbon monoxide is bad for us. The Meritorious Professor Causan has a theory that for every action there is an effect e.g inhale enough poisonous gas and you will die, this is now known as the Causan Effect. So follows is an experiment… Read more