satire
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I read the fantastic news in our local area magazine, the children’s play area in our local is to be restored. I thought of the swings and roundabouts, and then I thought about the see-saw, which somehow reminded of someone. So the first thing I did was write the following. See-saw Man. His voice is… Read more
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I’m more of a savoury person myself, but gobstoppers, well I can think of many a person, I would like to feed with them. Ranging from people with foul mouths, to politicians and so called statesmen. Personally I think the word “Statseman” will soon disappear from our dictionaries, because most of the “things” we have… Read more
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My favourite game snooker, my favourite commentator Ron Gangle, which is a coincidence because that’s what he always said when a player missed a shot.. I love to play lambasting, especially lambasting politicians. Not to be confused with lamb basting that’s a different thing entirely, although it’s a thought. Trump with mint sauce, mm maybe… Read more
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I think of my so called masters as necromancers, mind benders, masters of smoke and mirrors, they feed me propaganda, Im sick at their feet. The following is not aimed solely at politicians it is also aimed at all manner of media, that try to control. I’m Nobodies Pet. I’m nobodies pet I’m not domesticatedBy… Read more
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A good leader would go something like this……“500 SPACE CRAFT HOVERING ABOVE EARTH” Followed by “All world leaders have been taken, the world is being held in stasis, the aliens have promised to clear the Earth of greed and corruption. Army and navy leaders around the globe have reported none of their weapons are functional”… Read more
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My favourite Animal was Eric Burdon, the way he stood and just blurted out House of the Rising Sun was phenomenal, most other singers of the time danced and pranced around the stage but not Eric. My least favourite animals are the giant phart (Latin name (Donaldis Trumpis ) and the poocan. ( Latin name… Read more
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Cartoon characters are two dimentional, but even then they can still sometimes have more depth than real people. I have a thing about politicians dressing up as a plumber, train driver, chef, or any other worker, so they can hide their two dimensionality, to gain our favour. Two Dimentional. Why do Pepper Pigs eyes move… Read more
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I love sycophants, it’s the way they creep and crawl everywhere. It is a real shame when sometimes they get confused with elephants, put in the same enclosure and get trampled. I also like the Boris, I know it’s old, but it’s difficult to tell how old because it’s always lying. One thing about the… Read more
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Ok then this is the big one. I’ve been waiting for this prompt to come round. This is a short story I wrote, at the time the Conservative Party were last in power here in the UK, and were trying to claw back money lost in the pandemic. It was the budget and I watched… Read more
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Undoubtedly model making, then a close second writing this blog. Last year we had a general election here in the UK. I had loads of fun writing satyrical manifestos for each of the parties, then I did my own. Obviously it’s no longer topical, but hopefully it will give you laugh, and I need to… Read more
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