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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

silliness

  • Norman is an Island.

    I started writing this about petty little tech troubles, but it’s ended up a pretty good bit of nonsense, that actually makes sense. In a nonsensical way. Apologies for the naughty bit at the end, bottom, oh I don’t know, whatever you want to call it. Norman is An Island Norman is an island, so… Read more

  • Hop Skip and a Jump.

    I’m nor really a sports fan, so this prompt was a bit tough for me. So I’ve just done a bit of silliness. I remember many years ago me and my soon to be wife driving along a country road on holiday. We passed a small airport, there was a sign that read “Airport restaurant”… Read more

  • Good Grief.

    One word that describes me “GOOD” Good, for nothing. Good, honest silliness. Good, griefGood, heavens.Good, nessGood, ness gracious me.Good, E. Two Shoes. Good, E. gum drops.Good, atchess. Good, night. Good, Luck.Good, bye. All words Meadowhead Bard. Read more

  • I Am The Egg Man.

    When I had my own business I used to cook the books, but one day the taxman broke his teeth on one. I stuck to cooking eggs after that, because it was such an egg-spensive do. I had to shell out a lot of money it certainly wasn’t a poultry (paltry) amount, it was no… Read more