Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

surrealism

  • Most people think whiting is little squidly lines on a piece of paper, but no those are letters. Whiting are a beautiful little silver fish, What I like most about whiting is its taste, it’s very similar to cod but with more letters. You can get italic whiting but it tends to fall over in Read more

  • Planning, What Planning!

    Whenever I leave the house, I always leave the toilet seat up, in case I have an emergency when I get back! I always keep some spare dark, in a box in case the lights won’t go off. In case the water goes off I keep a ten litre drum to fill up from the Read more