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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • How sweet the World Without the Monsters.

    Sometimes I write these things, then think, should I call the asylum now and have them take me in, but then again it’s writing it down that keeps me sane, maybe! HOW SWEET THE WORLD WITHOUT MONSTERS. Mars bars are only small, they fit into a GalaxySo to think people could live there is surely… Read more

  • Gob Stopper.

    I’m more of a savoury person myself, but gobstoppers, well I can think of many a person, I would like to feed with them. Ranging from people with foul mouths, to politicians and so called statesmen. Personally I think the word “Statseman” will soon disappear from our dictionaries, because most of the “things” we have… Read more