Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • How Many Days?

    I like to please people, that’s what motivates me. If I make someone else happy, that makes me happy. Some will probably call it a flaw, attention seaker and all that, but what care I ! I remember when I was building my Bentley model, my wife was still working then, I couldn’t wait for Read more

  • This is straight forward question I can answer. It is bit of a struggle though, as we don’t watch any movies that contain gratuitous violence. Before I go ahead with my list I would like to ask a question of all my readers. Many years ago as an apprentice decorative plasterer, I was working away Read more

  • Another unspecific question ! I love the universe I live in, I love the planet I live on, I love England my place of birth. Usually when people ask me where I live my trite answer is “here” because I am alive in that place, at that particular time, and most of the time I Read more

  • Love, Love, Love.

    I am guessing I have gone for the most popular answer, love ! However, I do not mean love for any one person, although it does include that. I mean love as a concept love for people, love for animals, love for plants, love for the earth, love for the universe. Love is part of Read more

  • The first thing one thinks about when the word goal is mentioned is lots of football fans jumping up and down cheering. This kind of goal is just a fleeting moment in time. My goal is to touch people with my poetry and comic verse. I have done it in isolated occasion’s, made one or Read more

  • Planning, What Planning!

    Whenever I leave the house, I always leave the toilet seat up, in case I have an emergency when I get back! I always keep some spare dark, in a box in case the lights won’t go off. In case the water goes off I keep a ten litre drum to fill up from the Read more

  • What Are Words Worth?

    For word aficionados like myself, “Kool” was used by early jazz musicians, a lot of whom couldn’t spell, so “Cool” was misspelled “Kool”. It’s a few years ago now, we stopped watching a certain TV magazine show. The show used to be sometimes interesting, with some science and nature content, it gradually became almost totally Read more

  • A Stark Comparison.

    I would like to take this opportunity to draw a comparison. A comparison between a professional football player, that has the skill to kick a ball up and down a field, one who often exhibits aggression, is vastly overpaid and worshiped. To a fireman, firewoman, surgeon, or nurse. These people save lives nearly everyday, are Read more

  • Bard from the Shop.

    Rambling warning!!! There are now very few shops that cater for my hobby of building model cars, but to open such a shop would be tantamount to suicide, there just isn’t enough demand, most people now are not not interested in practical skills, it’s all instant gratification, and virtual reality, so no it wouldn’t be Read more

  • Nightmare avenue

    I’m not naive enough to think I could spin the world on its axis, and allow people to live as they should, in peace, and at peace with the natural world (See How I avoided a cliche there!) But, I would like to be a part of the machine that makes it happen, that is Read more