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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

  • Walking the Line

    My lips are bleeding from biting them so hard, to resist writing about the recent comments and social media posts from a certain orange clown has been a Herculean task. After all, what could I write that could ever make the clown look more stupid. So I have actually written about on line courses, in… Read more

  • Ask the Elephant

    How to be a good person? Ask the elephant. The Elephant in the Room The elephant in the room, you can’t see him but he’s thereHe’s the biggest thing in your life but about you he doesn’t careGo on try to leave, try to find the doorOn one side pointy tusks and trunk the other… Read more

  • Selectively Engineered Organism

    Of course I know what S.E.O stand for, I looked it up on a search engine. SELECTIVELY ENGINEERED ORGANISM. Cloning is a funny thing could there be another me?Then why just stop at one, why not two or three?Maybe the world could be full of Me’s but that would lead to ruinAll those Me’s lost… Read more

  • Ned Kelly

    The weirdest movie I ever watched was about this orange faced lunatic, who lied his way to being the leader of possibly the most powerful country in the world. I’m still watching it, can’t wait to see how it ends. Ned Kelly If he wants to wear a bin, then that’s up to him, though… Read more

  • Used and Abused

    My morning ritual is disrupted at the moment, 6.30 a.m I usually take my morning walk, envelop myself in sweet nature, and discuss the world with myself. Just now though British summer time is nearly over, dark mornings creeping in the park and woods, my stomping grounds too dark to see. I may get a… Read more

  • Am I An Alien, and If So Why Not?

    This is one of those recurring prompts. My last response was that aliens may be the only answer to our problems. I got some predictable answers to that eg, “But the aliens would probably be coming to invade us” with this suspicious nature there’s no wonder we are in the state we are in. ALIENS… Read more

  • Accidents Will Happen.

    Accidents will happen, I know I was one, having two brothers ten years older than I, one now deceased the other older one still very much alive. Sat having breakfast this morning I missed the coaster when replacing my mug of tea. It set me thinking, we all have these accidents, the mess is soon… Read more

  • The Genie

    I’ve long suspected the prompts on WordPress are created by Ai, only something so stupid could come up with a question like today’s “If given a wish by a genie what would it be?” YOU’RE AN IDIOT BABE.The Genie grants me a wish, what will it be?What dear idiot do you think? something for me?Are… Read more

  • Funny Business

    It’s not that I haven’t any Wi-Fi here in Devon, I’m piggy backing on my wife’s phone, not that she likes me doing that. But no it’s just I haven’t felt inspired, so not written much. Funny Business If I could start a new business right hear right now, oh! just let me seeI’m stuck… Read more

  • What Do You Want From Me?

    I don’t write what people want to hear, I write what people “Need” to hear. I don’t get involved in mass hysteria, propaganda or conspiracy theory just the truth with the occasional flight of fancy if the truth gets top side of me. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. I can write like a child,… Read more