A few years ago there was a rumour going around here in the UK that the burst car, but mainly lorry tyres at the side of the motorway were deliberately put there by police to deter people driving on unsafe tyres. There is though another phenomenon, appearing at our roadsides, that of car wheel trims, but are they? I believe they are actually UFO’s disguised as wheel trims. These UFO’s land here full of little orange men who then disperse around the world. Once in position they inflate (sometimes over inflate) to human size and take up positions of power, they can be identified by their orange faces which they cannot disguise., and the way they talk like uneducated children. They also choose wierd names for themselves like Ronald Phart. So, this is the aliens plan to take over our planet.
I have spotted one here now going under the name of Niggerly Farragy, I think he took human form a little too early, because his face has not developed correctly, and he talks absolute gibberish.

All words Meadowhed Bard.