Daily writing prompt

What’s the most money you’ve ever spent on a meal? Was it worth it?

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I’m a pensioner I don’t do expensive!

Ok so I’ve had a bit of fun with this, with not much time to do it in. Been to hospital, came back home a bit low, so a bit of self therapy was called for.
Actually finances are not quite as bad as I make out we are by no means well off, but we do have friends that are. We love going out with them, but the places they choose would not be our choice!

Hungry Man’s Blues.

Caviar’s too expensive for a pile of salty fish eggs, the price of frog has increased especially for their legs,

Salad is good for the diet, and quite good for the pocket, tomatoes are fine, but lettuce has gone up like a rocket. 

If I went out for pizza now I would have to pay, even though it says on the sign “you can take away”

Orifice containing amphibian, otherwise know as toad in the hole, you would think as cheap as chips, but you still need tenners in roll.  

Steak is nice with some prawns, they call it surf and turf, do you think I’m a millionaire? It would cost the earth.

No, no, I’m going in the woods mushrooms for to forage. Now I’ve changed my mind to fish and chips, if I can get a mortgage.

The bank you know they turned me down, collateral I have none, I’ve looked in the bakers window, I can’t even afford a scone. 

I’m going to have to steal some food, from someone else’s fridge, If I get caught and go to jail at least I’ll get some porridge.

All words Meadowhead Bard.