Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

No Big Words, Just Big Letters.

The first book I read but not right through, was about a robot that worked for a blog publisher. I gave up half way through it was getting very repetitive.
So yes, we have had this prompt before, and one can only write about the first book one read once. So I’ve just written a bit of related nonsense, and tagged on one of my repeats, to get my own back.

NO BIG WORDS JUST BIG LETTERS.

The first book I read right through was a little condescending
At thirty five I didn’t have much time reading to be spending
It was quite big print, and some very nice pictures all in colour
I did think though the plot could have been a little fuller

Something about a cat, maybe a dog also
The cat was sat on a mat, but the dog, I don’t think so
The two main characters if my memory hasn’t gone
Oh yes I remember, they were called Janet a John.

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BOOK CLUB.


If you like to read a novel,
Or even a heavy tome.
The book worm book club,
Is where you’ll feel at home.

The first book recommended,
Was by the authoress Miss Page Turner.
A really graphic novel,
And for Page a real good money earner.

Then Based in the nether regions,
In the south of old Norway.
It brought a tear to all our eyes,
The nail in the Banister, By R Stornaway.

If you are out for coffee,
You’ll get some funny looks,
If you’re sat reading Fifty Shades,
One of the spiciest of books.

Toy Story by Warren Peace,
Is one of the greatest tales.
Nearly as Good as Dopy Mick,
That was about a whale.

It’s not just fiction we all read,
Sometimes we really go to town,
We read Isaac Newton’s Gravity,
I couldn’t put it down.

When talking about these novels,
We can’t forget Charlotte Bronte.
But I prefer more down to earth,
Something more like The Full Monty.

The Full Monty had done the rounds,
Being read by many others.
By the time it got to me,
I had to read it without its covers.

So their are many books,
Of different types and sizes,
But every now and then, get of your bum,
And do some exercises. Public Disturbance.

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All words (Even the long ones) Meadowhead Bard.


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