The following is a bit of fun, I don’t have a paunch, so it doesn’t apply.

Where my gut goes there go I, it’s difficult to separate us
My gut is there, I can’t help it, I’ve tried diets, and slimming apparatus
My gut tells me I should loose some weight, but he don’t want to go
If he’d tell me how to win the lottery, that I’d love to know.

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Regarding the lottery, I’ve already won thousands because each week since its introduction, I haven’t had a go. That my friends is what you call a bottle half full.

All words Meadowhead Bard