Oh, so many things, so little time.

A TRENDING RENDERING

The message I’m sending is not trending, for all my efforts and blog rule bending
People still prefer the comfy chair, not my stuff that raises hair
So sit back now while I go on an epic rant, think I’ll start with stretchy pants
They cling to your legs and make you sweat, why can’t normal trousers get?
Then there’s brioche, tastes like a tart, wouldn’t even give it to Donald Phart

The law of diminishing manners like “Can I get” makes my stretchy trousers sweat
F.C.U.K, Hello Kitty and other innuendo, it should all go straight out the window
The trend of buying cars electric, is turning me quite apoplectic
People follow just like sheep, sometimes it just makes me weep
The worst thing ever though Evil Resident, why did they vote in that orange president?

All words Meadowhead Bard.