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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

anti violence

  • Rocky Billboard.

    What a bizarre question! Why would I want to go to see a movie I thought I was going to hate? The nearest I can get is the first Rocky movie staring Silvester the Cat playing Rocky Billboard the boxer and Burgess Penguin as his trainer. I abhor violence in any form, but this film… Read more

  • Carved in Granite.

    I would like named after me, a huge container, a kind of “Room 101” where anything and everything violent could be deposited, never to show its ugly face again. CARVED IN GRANITE Anything named after me, would have to be carved in graniteAfter the jokers have shuffled the pack they’ll be nought else on our… Read more