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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Altogether Pretty Pathetic

    A.P.P (ALTOGETHER PRETTY PATHETIC) App, short for application, all well and good when used In moderationBut an app for food an app for drink, this makes me start to thinkWhat else will we be needing an app for, opening up your own front door?Maybe walking down the street, cutting the toenails on your feet? An… Read more

  • The Words Head and Wall Spring to Mind

    I’ve got this habit of banging my head against the wall, it’s no good for me, but I do it to try and help us all. It’s been hotter than a roast potatoes armpit today in the UK, if roast potatoes have armpits that is. I know roast peppers don’t or it would be them.… Read more

  • Talking About Football The Cat Was Talking Back

    TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL. the CAT WAS TALKING BACK. “I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to an old tom cat, they were talking about football, the cat was talking back” A line from a Tom Paxton song “Wasn’t that a party ?” I guess that would be American football. It doesn’t matter to me,… Read more

  • Fluffy Jumper With the Picture of a Cat.

    Although I hate online shopping, it does have its uses, especially now high street shops are disappearing, forced out by online shopping of course. Unless of course you need a haircut, that would be difficult on line, but Ai and all that, one never knows ! Maybe you could one day buy a little drone… Read more