A.P.P (ALTOGETHER PRETTY PATHETIC)

App, short for application, all well and good when used In moderation
But an app for food an app for drink, this makes me start to think
What else will we be needing an app for, opening up your own front door?
Maybe walking down the street, cutting the toenails on your feet?

An app for cats, an app for dogs, an app for toads and app for frogs
An app for cars, an app for trucks, an app to keep my gorgeous looks
An app for you, an app for me, an app when you need to need a pee
An app for if’s, an app for maybes, will there be an app for making babies?

All words Meadowhead Bard.