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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

Global warming

  • The Words Head and Wall Spring to Mind

    I’ve got this habit of banging my head against the wall, it’s no good for me, but I do it to try and help us all. It’s been hotter than a roast potatoes armpit today in the UK, if roast potatoes have armpits that is. I know roast peppers don’t or it would be them.… Read more

  • Rats and Ships and Certain Facts.

    I’m fascinated that the main protagonist in the decimation of our planet, are making plans to find somewhere else they can rape. RATS and SHIPS and CERTAIN FACTS My perspective hasn’t changed, its rooted firmly in truth and factI’m anchored here like some old oak I’m not falling backTell me “We can go on like… Read more

  • The Causan Effect.

         I heard on the news a certain world leader doesn’t think carbon monoxide is bad for us. The Meritorious Professor Causan has a theory that for every action there is an effect e.g inhale enough poisonous gas and you will die, this is now known as the Causan Effect. So follows is an experiment… Read more