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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

goats

  • I was a Social Climber.

    Short of time today, so just a short new poem. I’ve added a second longer one from the archive. HI MY NAME’S BILLY. I ate anything when I was a kidBut I was only doing what other kids didI once ate a hand bag, a shoe, and a coatYou’ve probably guessed by now I’m goat.… Read more

  • Nanny is My Mummy,

    Hi, my name is Billy, I’m just a big kid. I love climbing on rocks, feeding on anything moving or still, and generally acting the goat. Billy the Kid. Billy the Kid was an artist, The fastest brush in the west. His enemy though quick draw Mc Crow, Always thought he, was the best. So… Read more