Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • The Risqué Play.

    Those of a prudish disposition, maybe shouldn’t read this. It is though based in truth, we did pay a lot of money to see the play, and it did contain foul language, almost every other word in fact. Now although I never swear myself, I used to work on building sites so I do know… Read more

  • My Little Fancy Piece.

    My wife says I can’t have my favourite dish round for Christmas lunch, you know I thought as much, I’d had a little hunch. She says “If I bring that blingy thing they’ll be much remorse” It’s even been suggested it may all end in divorce. “But my love, there’s no need to get so… Read more