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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • When in England

    Historian Alan Clarke coined the phrase “Lions led by donkeys” The phrase originally relating to poor leadership in the First World War. The phrase is still relevant now though, England is indeed led by incompetent’s, but I suppose that’s better than being led by an orange faced clown, or a mad monk. WHEN IN ENGLAND… Read more

  • Say Cheese.

    I love to make people smile with my silly little poems. Sometimes I make people cry with the sad ones, I’m not sure if deriving pleasure from that is Ok or not. The Smile. Look me in the eye while I speakI’ll tell you of the secret magic I seekThere is one thing that can… Read more

  • Mother is Weeping.

    I don’t watch much TV, old Star Trek episodes, news, the odd antiques show. Movies occasionally, as long as they are none violent. I am often called a snob for not liking most TV programs, I find them cheap, moronic, and debased. Imagine, an alien from some civilised planet, a planet whose inhabitants are not… Read more

  • Rubber Trees ?

    The most important invention in my lifetime was obviously the wheel. I remember it well, rolling the car about on tree trunks was a pain, every time the trunk revolved to a point where there was a bit of branch sticking out you’d be stuck and have to call the AA ( Arboreal Association) Also… Read more